THEATER

Dead Happy

I don't know whether God exists. But I'm pretty sure that if I didn't believe in him, I'd completely shit myself if I died and showed up in heaven's lobby. Wouldn't you? I mean, if you were God and some jackass with no faith showed up at your door, wouldn't you be a total jerk? And isn't God actually telling you how fucked you are enough to warrant poopy pants? Does your spirit have bodily functions? These questions may or may not be answered in local comic Kurt Weitzmann's new play, Dead Happy, currently being staged by the San Francisco Free Civic Theatre. The "free" means you don't have to pay anything. (Robert Bergin)

Through Sun/July 1
Thu-Sat 7:30 p.m., free
Sun 3pm
Eureka Valley Recreation Center Auditorium
100 Collingwood, SF